April 2012
12 posts
Unfortunately, we're only hiring for a...
I have a liberal work experience, but I have also gained a great deal of knowledge in many areas of many fields.
Full text of a résumé posting on Craigslist
Hi my name is colton and im currently lookin for somethin i could do im able to do anything just as long as it dosent have to do with computers
No, thank yu
Hello my name is veronica I am looking for a job it has to be 5pm to what ever time or part time I worked a sams club seasonal as cashier , greeter, and demos I also been babysitting for 8years on and off. Also cleaned houses. Im 27 years old need job thank yu
Did your kids write this for you?
I am looking for a job I am energetic, fast learner, responsible, and I am ready to work . I am just in need to get a job I am a single mom with two kids.
Hey, we're not going to hire you either
Hey, my name is Luis. I’m 24 and yes I have a drivers license. My family and I just moved here to ft worth and I am in need of a full time job. Prefer one in the am my wife works @ 6 pm.
Thing is I can’t get hired anywhere that runs a background check. Sucks because its not anything big such as a drug,gun,violent or sexual crime just a state jail felony for property damage.
Jill of all tradse
I can do pretty much anything you might need. I have an extremely strong work ethic, and am an extremelyl competent and fast learner.
Everyone knows not to use "y'all" in a résumé....
I would really like to schedule an interview this sounds like a fantastic job opening that ya’ll have and I would like to show you and explain why Im a perfect fit for the position.
Why did Giada De Laurentiis apply for this job?
PERSONALITY
I am a very enthusiastic person. I love being around people. I, always smiling 98% of the time. Sometimes for reasons I don’t even know!
You clearly need some schoo
Hi my name is [name deleted] and I am interested in a position with you guys. I am trying to get our of the night scene and get a well set schedule job so I can make room for schoo. I am a quick learner and I tend to do the best at every job I have.
Excelllent
Professional Skills
Microsoft Office
Microsoft Windows
Excell
She's everything a bad résumé writing guide says...
A talented, innovative manager, leader and problem solver with the verifiable ability to work well with people and produce outstanding results. Particularly adept at establishing linkages inside and outside the company that remove barriers and promote positive actions. Energized by the challenge of transforming “issues” into solutions. Combines strong analytical techniques with polished...
If the job pays more than $28,080 per year, she's...
Salary Requirements: $24,960- $28,080 Annually
[Strangely, she listed her salary at a previous job as $33,500 annually.]
